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| Joseph: ANUSS
shao: penis
Joseph: are made for each other
shao says: right
Joseph: haha
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| has brought people from all over the world closer together. It is closely linked to the free market, and it brings opportunities for growth to places all over the world, from china to uzbekistan, india to morroco. It also means a businessperson in HongKong can run a business in Finland from his house and India.
But about me? How does globalisation affect me personally? I'm a student, and I don't run a business. I suppose i can connect to stuff easily on the internet, buy stuff from foreign companies in hong kong, and most importantly, how to escape your own fart on youtube.http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=P1S9t8XFcOA
Of course, people have different experiences in relation to this phenomenom of globalisation. So one would best ask a dog or elephant, how it has affected them, to discover the intricate complexities of how globalisation affects us all, so I won't talk about that. Instead, I will say more about the criticisms of globalisation.
Globalisation, even though attributed with being a huge profit driving and 'good' force in the world for several decades, isn't as good as it seems. This is because it has started to become a hinderance as local businesses find their local industries monopolized by large multinational corporations. But, the biggest and most dangerous reason why globalisation is harming our civilisation, is because I have a midterm tomorrow on Differential Equations and I am fucking screwed for it. The blame has to be squarely placed on globalisation because firstly, it allows me to connect to the internet to read useless information and type random entries on xanga, and secondly, because it allows HKUST to hire a foreign professor from USA to teach me maths, which he is quite hopeless at doing, because he is so boring I fall asleep after just a glance at the whiteness of the whiteboard. Although hes pretty buff, so I don't really challenge him. Lastly, globalisation has allowed some freak who discovered that calculus could be made harder to spread his blasphemous ideas to HongKong where I now have to learn his crap.
Therefore, Globalisation is destroying our world. It causes brain damage, unemployment, natural disasters, credit crunches, and even global warming, as the warming of the earth spreads to a global scale. People welcome it with open arms, only to find that they are left with no arms after a few days. It is silent, but deadly, like a ninja, Preying on both the strong and weak. It is an unstoppable force.
yep. prepare to die. the end of the world is near. Atone for your sins by donating to the poor, the 'poor and HIV positive african kid called joseph' fund, and through globalisation and the internet, you will be able to save yourself. Hurrah! There is one good thing about globalisation after all! no wait, 2, that youtube thing is cool. yea.
meh.
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| Normally, at the end of summer, people talk about how their summer went, and then become nostalgic about all the times that have passed. So I suppose I should say how my summer went, and say how much I'll miss it.
uh so, my summer went by , and I miss it. ish. yea.
But most importantly, I learnt something very important and life changing this summer. I've been really busy with lots and lots of things this summer. And one of the things that took up alot of my time was AIESEC ocamp. I don't know what I was expecting when I took up this challenge, but I was definitely NOT prepared for what I was about to experience. It was totally a life changing experience.
During the entire ocamp, I spent 2 nights sleeping on sofas in new hall common room. And, what is really important is that there is actually a strange mutated pixie living in HKUST new hall common room called Georgie. He is extremely mischevious and likes to steal my underwear. I will never ever leave my underwear unattended in New Hall common room. And I MUST warn everyone not to bring their underwear there too... However, if you are ever unfortunate enough to have your underwear stolen, there is a way to get it back. And that is to sing any song by Jay Chow in the common room. And Georgie will come out and try to shut you up, because he really really hates Jay Chow. And at that moment, you can catch him and force him to return your underwear! It was only after playing Jay Chow on my friends computer that I was able to grab the little bugger and force him to relinquish my underpants! I suppose its not entirely his fault that he lives there trying to steal underwear everyday. He doesn't have anywhere else to live, and he has a serious addiction to collecting underwear, especially yellow coloured ones. Yet it seems such a pity that the life of this pixie, so full of potential for happiness and success in life, can be destroyed by such a horrible addiction that cripples its life.
Indeed this really was a life changing experience. I have looked into a life destroyed by a horrible obsession, a horrible ailment, a horrible addiction. I know that there must be thousands of other pixies in the world afflicted with such a horrible condition, and I feel so helpless because I can't change it. But I know, that together with other people, if I do my part to help them, to improve their lives, BIT by BIT we CAN make a difference! We can free them from their obsession with underwear, we can show them what life really can be like, we can change their lives forever. But another important thing is prevention! We must spread the message, and raise awareness about the dangers of underwear obsession, not only among pixies, but also among our children, or friends, and our beloved ones. We MUST NOT let this condition spread and curse us all!
This summer has really changed my life, and I really know what I want to do with my life now. I want to make a difference to the thousands of pixies living in DESPAIR. How can I be happy and enjoy my priviledged life while they suffer in mental anguish? I have finally found the meaninig of my life, and I will try my very best to achieve my goals.
And to all of you out there, I urge you to please listen to me. This really is a world wide epidemic, and everyone of you can make a difference. And finally, Remember, if you don't want to become the next Georgie,
Don't underestimate the POWER of underwear,
Don't become the next VICTIM of this affliction,
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